Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Panties = found
try to milk me bitch
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