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Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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