I'm really into asian looking animals
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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