Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
tell me about the eggs
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