How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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