Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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