why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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