This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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