Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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