and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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