Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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