i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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