Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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