I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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