R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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