So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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