True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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