What a fucking waste of an outfit
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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