Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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