is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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