love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
