so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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