Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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