My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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