it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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