we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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