did you get engaged???
wat bout pragnant strippers??
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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