I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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