Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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