Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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