That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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