So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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