U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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