everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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