whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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