don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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