im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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