I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
