yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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