He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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