Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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