Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
vagina is talking i cant
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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