Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
MIDGETS
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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