Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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