I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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