So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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