No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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