Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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