I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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