Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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