I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize