I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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