is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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