I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize