Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My cat gives me a boner
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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